*** ADMIN EDIT ***
The following is what happened in the IRC.
-Dingle
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<@|Lolwat> You wake up, dizzy, and slowly pull yourself to your feet. It looks like a tornado whipped through this foreign room, as it is definitely not your own. You stumble through the doorway and enter the open-style kitchen and living room. On the floor in front of you are two dead bodies, riddled with bullet holes. Opposite, slumped against the counter is a bleeding, yet very much alive, man with a Sig Sauer pistol gripped tightly in his right hand, the slide locked back with casings littering the ground. Do you:
<@|Lolwat> Take the pistol and leave the man, Try to save him, Avoid him altogether.
>Take Pistol and leave him
<@|Lolwat> Cautiously, you step over the bodies, a mere foot away from the dying man. He notices the movement, and looks up at you with glassed eyes, wheezing. You mutter "Sorry" and pry the pistol from his hand. Noticing you are going to leave him, he exhales, falls over, and dies. You walk out of the kitchen, do you:
<@|Lolwat> Check the Garage for anything useful, Go straight out the front door, Slip out the back.
>Check garage for anything useful.
<@|Lolwat> You find what looks like the entrance to the garage
<@|Lolwat> the door is smeared in blood and ajar
<@|Lolwat> Heeding these warnings, do you enter?
>No
<@|Lolwat> Suddenly, the door slams shut from the opposite side.
<@|Lolwat> You hear screaming and moans, what sounds like a dozen people.
<@|Lolwat> Frantic, you panic.
<@|Lolwat> Front or back?
>Back
<@|Lolwat> You dash through the back sliding glass, shattering it
<@|Lolwat> ignoring the gashes from the shards, you hop the fence to the neighbor's yard.
<@|Lolwat> Keep going across the yards, go to the road, or enter the house?
>Enter the House
<@|Lolwat> conviently, the door is open the the other house.
<@|Lolwat> you fumble for a light switch, and you find it.
<@|Lolwat> You flick it and nothing happens
<@|Lolwat> Go check the circut box outside or proceed into the house?
>Go check the circut box
<@|Lolwat> You turn to head back out, when you are grabbed on the shoulder by a mangled hand.
<@|Lolwat> It pulls you down hard, knocking the wind out of you on the tile.
<@|Lolwat> However, due to the rot, it falls off and you run out.
<@|Lolwat> You hustle onto the street, ignoring the house, running past crashed cars and broken bodies.
<@|Lolwat> You see a few figures shambling towards you, but you run as fast as your legs take you.
<@|Lolwat> Sitting in the middle of the street, there is a black escalade that is still running.
<@|Lolwat> Jump inside or keep going?
>Jump Inside
<@|Lolwat> You pull open the door, smacking a zombie in the nose, knocking it on its ass.
<@|Lolwat> hopping in the car, you floor it, running it over.
<@|Lolwat> You hit the highway, cruising at 70, in the middle of the freeway.[20:58:20] <@|Lolwat> Now that you've got some downtime, you check out the car.
<@|Lolwat> Do you check the mysterious bag or the glove box?
>Check the mysterious bag
<@|Lolwat> You unzip the bag, making sure you keep your eyes on the road.
<@|Lolwat> Black metal objects fall out and a grin sweeps across your face.
<@|Lolwat> Under the dim lighting, brass and blue steel grin back.
<@|Lolwat> You let out a whoop and rev the engine.
<@|Lolwat> Suddenly, theres a flicker in the mirror.
<@|Lolwat> What do?
<@|Lolwat> stop the car or keep goin?
>Stop the car
<@|Lolwat> You stop the car abruptly, sending a corpse flying through the windshield.
<@|Lolwat> Its still moaning and flopping about the dash as you grab the bag and jump out.
<@|Lolwat> Shoot it or run?
>Run
<@|Lolwat> You decide its better to run.
<@|Lolwat> On the move, you load some rounds into the Sauer.
<@|Lolwat> There is a fire in the distance, head towards it or the woods to your right of the road?
>Towards the fire
<@|Lolwat> You keep walking along the middle of the road, eyes peeled.
<@|Lolwat> There is movement in the trees, but you ignore it, as there is a wall of cars between you and it.
<@|Lolwat> As you pass, you see zombies in the cars, still belted in, or stuck.
<@|Lolwat> Do you want to get a car again?
<@|Lolwat> Y/N
<@|Lolwat> Its a long walk around midnight.
>Yes
<@|Lolwat> You pull off the median, and find an Audi on the swail.
<@|Lolwat> The zombie is pawing at the windows, but you shoot it in the forehead.
<@|Lolwat> You're back on the road again.
----**** FLASH FORWARD TO NEXT DAY****----
<@|Lolwat> Dawn breaks.
<@|Lolwat> Do you keep driving through the city or find cover to rest?
>Rest
<@|Lolwat> You spot a motel, and a gas station.
<@|Lolwat> The motel is well built, but has no vacancy. (If you get what I mean)
<@|Lolwat> The gas station is broken into, but is deserted.
<@|Lolwat> Motel or Gas station?
>Gas Station
<@|Lolwat> You walk into the gas station, glass crunching beneath your feet.
<@|Lolwat> Grabbing a bite to eat, you head to the bathrooms.
<@|Lolwat> You splash water on your face and stare at your reflection. "Gorgeous"
<@|Lolwat> Hold your shit or just fuckin go?
>Just Go
<@|Lolwat> You drop your pants, and proceed to drop your brown bombers before you even hit the seat.
<@|Lolwat> You groan and smile at the relief.
<@|Lolwat> Finishing up, you exit the bathroom.
<@|Lolwat> There is an old managerial area in the back.
<@|Lolwat> Fortify or leave the station?
>Leave the station
<@|Lolwat> You leave the gas station, and get back in the car.
<@|Lolwat> You rub your eyes and yawn, but keep driving.
<@|Lolwat> You hit the downtown metropolis at 12:13 PM
<@|Lolwat> The sky is blotted by the skyscrapers, and the roads are getting more congested.
<@|Lolwat> You flick on the radio.
<@|Lolwat> ----CLICK HERE FOR RADIO!----
<@|Lolwat> "Shit, you think to yourself."
<@|Lolwat> You pull a u-turn and floor it down some back streets.
<@|Lolwat> Dead end.
<@|Lolwat> You get out of the car
<@|Lolwat> A crowd begins to mass at the entrance of the alleyway.
<@|Lolwat> (QUICK # 1-10, IF YOU GET WITHIN 3 NUMBERS, YOU LIVE)
>1
<@|Lolwat> (The number was 3)
<@|Lolwat> You turn from the shamblers, and notice a grating a few feet up.
<@|Lolwat> Jumping on top of the car, you use the roof as a springboard and propel yourself up.
<@|Lolwat> Catching the grate, you flip over a high wrought iron fence.
<@|Lolwat> The zombie tide slams into the fence.
<@|Lolwat> Arms are sticking through, and the moans are deafening.
<@|Lolwut> You dash through an open door.
<@|Lolwut> It is a multi-level strip mall, which store do you head to?
>Hunting Shop
<@|Lolwut> You find a hunting store.
<@|Lolwut> Sadly, you left the black bag in the car outside.
<@|Lolwut> Do you grab a melee or ranged? (Current Inventory: Sauer - 1 Mag)
>Melee
<@|Lolwut> You grab an 18" gator machete, and sheath it into your belt.
<@|Lolwut> You may choose a rifle, at a loss of speed and agility, Y/N?
>No
<@|Lolwut> You pass the rifles by and head for the survival gear.
<@|Lolwut> Pulling on some multi-cam pants, lacing up some combat boots, and throwing on multiple layers of wool flannel followed by a camo jacket. You head out. You also have a duffel bag that you acquired.
<@|Lolwut> The zombies have no idea you are here, and you have time for another store.
<@|Lolwut> Which do you choose?
>Food
<@|Lolwut> You go to the food court.
<@|Lolwut> You hop over the counter and raid the freezer of the Chick-Fil-A
<@|Lolwut> Grabbing multiple salads and chicken nugget boxes, you head back out.
<@|Lolwut> Making sure you snag a bag of doritos on the way.
<@|Lolwut> Feeling relaxed, you grab a cup for the fountain.
<@|Lolwut> You fill it to the brim with ice-tea, still not sip-stealing, as you were raised better.
<@|Lolwut> Turning around to grab a lid, you encounter a 453 pound mass of rotting flesh.
<@|Lolwut> Stains of all sorts cover his body.
<@|Lolwut> Pistol or melee?
>Melee
<@|Lolwut> You whip out the machete and take a blow at its neck.
<@|Lolwut> The fat sucks the machete in like a hooker and a dick.
<@|Lolwut> It gets stuck in the bone, as the zombie slams you into the counter.
<@|Lolwut> You fumble for your gun, but end up dropping it in the deep frier.
<@|Lolwut> You hop the counter again and manage to get the machete out of the zombie.
<@|Lolwut> Do you put your hand in the frier to get the gun or leave it?
>Grab the gun
<@|Lolwut> You grab it out, covering your hand in mushy chicken nugget juice.
<@|Lolwut> Do you attempt to fire it or run?
>Run
<@|Lolwut> You head out the back into the maintenence corridor.
<@|Lolwut> You make it out to another alley and double time it into the street.
<@|Lolwut> You trip over car wreckage and smash your face on the curb.
<@|Lolwut> Knocking a few teeth out, you stand up again.
<@|Lolwut> Adrenaline pumping, you run.
<@|Lolwut> So injured, you look like on of them. They pay you no attention, they just stare.
<@|Lolwut> Do you head for the hospital or army camp?
>Army Camp
<@|Lolwut> You head in the way of the closest army camp.
<@|Lolwut> On the way, there are multiple encounters.
----****Minigame! Dessert wins and chooses mode of transportation.****----
>Bicycle
<@|Lolwut> You find a bike and whistle "Handlebars" as you ride along.
<@|Lolwut> You make it to the camp.
<@|Lolwut> Guns are pointed at you before you even see the walls.
<@|Lolwut> They yell at you to halt when you are 100ft out.
<@|Lolwut> You stop and attempt diplomacy, the soldiers see you are clearly not a zombie.
<@|Lolwut> They hurry you inside and put you in a quarantine cell.
****TO BE CONTINUED****
The following is what happened in the IRC.
-Dingle
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<@|Lolwat> You wake up, dizzy, and slowly pull yourself to your feet. It looks like a tornado whipped through this foreign room, as it is definitely not your own. You stumble through the doorway and enter the open-style kitchen and living room. On the floor in front of you are two dead bodies, riddled with bullet holes. Opposite, slumped against the counter is a bleeding, yet very much alive, man with a Sig Sauer pistol gripped tightly in his right hand, the slide locked back with casings littering the ground. Do you:
<@|Lolwat> Take the pistol and leave the man, Try to save him, Avoid him altogether.
>Take Pistol and leave him
<@|Lolwat> Cautiously, you step over the bodies, a mere foot away from the dying man. He notices the movement, and looks up at you with glassed eyes, wheezing. You mutter "Sorry" and pry the pistol from his hand. Noticing you are going to leave him, he exhales, falls over, and dies. You walk out of the kitchen, do you:
<@|Lolwat> Check the Garage for anything useful, Go straight out the front door, Slip out the back.
>Check garage for anything useful.
<@|Lolwat> You find what looks like the entrance to the garage
<@|Lolwat> the door is smeared in blood and ajar
<@|Lolwat> Heeding these warnings, do you enter?
>No
<@|Lolwat> Suddenly, the door slams shut from the opposite side.
<@|Lolwat> You hear screaming and moans, what sounds like a dozen people.
<@|Lolwat> Frantic, you panic.
<@|Lolwat> Front or back?
>Back
<@|Lolwat> You dash through the back sliding glass, shattering it
<@|Lolwat> ignoring the gashes from the shards, you hop the fence to the neighbor's yard.
<@|Lolwat> Keep going across the yards, go to the road, or enter the house?
>Enter the House
<@|Lolwat> conviently, the door is open the the other house.
<@|Lolwat> you fumble for a light switch, and you find it.
<@|Lolwat> You flick it and nothing happens
<@|Lolwat> Go check the circut box outside or proceed into the house?
>Go check the circut box
<@|Lolwat> You turn to head back out, when you are grabbed on the shoulder by a mangled hand.
<@|Lolwat> It pulls you down hard, knocking the wind out of you on the tile.
<@|Lolwat> However, due to the rot, it falls off and you run out.
<@|Lolwat> You hustle onto the street, ignoring the house, running past crashed cars and broken bodies.
<@|Lolwat> You see a few figures shambling towards you, but you run as fast as your legs take you.
<@|Lolwat> Sitting in the middle of the street, there is a black escalade that is still running.
<@|Lolwat> Jump inside or keep going?
>Jump Inside
<@|Lolwat> You pull open the door, smacking a zombie in the nose, knocking it on its ass.
<@|Lolwat> hopping in the car, you floor it, running it over.
<@|Lolwat> You hit the highway, cruising at 70, in the middle of the freeway.[20:58:20] <@|Lolwat> Now that you've got some downtime, you check out the car.
<@|Lolwat> Do you check the mysterious bag or the glove box?
>Check the mysterious bag
<@|Lolwat> You unzip the bag, making sure you keep your eyes on the road.
<@|Lolwat> Black metal objects fall out and a grin sweeps across your face.
<@|Lolwat> Under the dim lighting, brass and blue steel grin back.
<@|Lolwat> You let out a whoop and rev the engine.
<@|Lolwat> Suddenly, theres a flicker in the mirror.
<@|Lolwat> What do?
<@|Lolwat> stop the car or keep goin?
>Stop the car
<@|Lolwat> You stop the car abruptly, sending a corpse flying through the windshield.
<@|Lolwat> Its still moaning and flopping about the dash as you grab the bag and jump out.
<@|Lolwat> Shoot it or run?
>Run
<@|Lolwat> You decide its better to run.
<@|Lolwat> On the move, you load some rounds into the Sauer.
<@|Lolwat> There is a fire in the distance, head towards it or the woods to your right of the road?
>Towards the fire
<@|Lolwat> You keep walking along the middle of the road, eyes peeled.
<@|Lolwat> There is movement in the trees, but you ignore it, as there is a wall of cars between you and it.
<@|Lolwat> As you pass, you see zombies in the cars, still belted in, or stuck.
<@|Lolwat> Do you want to get a car again?
<@|Lolwat> Y/N
<@|Lolwat> Its a long walk around midnight.
>Yes
<@|Lolwat> You pull off the median, and find an Audi on the swail.
<@|Lolwat> The zombie is pawing at the windows, but you shoot it in the forehead.
<@|Lolwat> You're back on the road again.
----**** FLASH FORWARD TO NEXT DAY****----
<@|Lolwat> Dawn breaks.
<@|Lolwat> Do you keep driving through the city or find cover to rest?
>Rest
<@|Lolwat> You spot a motel, and a gas station.
<@|Lolwat> The motel is well built, but has no vacancy. (If you get what I mean)
<@|Lolwat> The gas station is broken into, but is deserted.
<@|Lolwat> Motel or Gas station?
>Gas Station
<@|Lolwat> You walk into the gas station, glass crunching beneath your feet.
<@|Lolwat> Grabbing a bite to eat, you head to the bathrooms.
<@|Lolwat> You splash water on your face and stare at your reflection. "Gorgeous"
<@|Lolwat> Hold your shit or just fuckin go?
>Just Go
<@|Lolwat> You drop your pants, and proceed to drop your brown bombers before you even hit the seat.
<@|Lolwat> You groan and smile at the relief.
<@|Lolwat> Finishing up, you exit the bathroom.
<@|Lolwat> There is an old managerial area in the back.
<@|Lolwat> Fortify or leave the station?
>Leave the station
<@|Lolwat> You leave the gas station, and get back in the car.
<@|Lolwat> You rub your eyes and yawn, but keep driving.
<@|Lolwat> You hit the downtown metropolis at 12:13 PM
<@|Lolwat> The sky is blotted by the skyscrapers, and the roads are getting more congested.
<@|Lolwat> You flick on the radio.
<@|Lolwat> ----CLICK HERE FOR RADIO!----
<@|Lolwat> "Shit, you think to yourself."
<@|Lolwat> You pull a u-turn and floor it down some back streets.
<@|Lolwat> Dead end.
<@|Lolwat> You get out of the car
<@|Lolwat> A crowd begins to mass at the entrance of the alleyway.
<@|Lolwat> (QUICK # 1-10, IF YOU GET WITHIN 3 NUMBERS, YOU LIVE)
>1
<@|Lolwat> (The number was 3)
<@|Lolwat> You turn from the shamblers, and notice a grating a few feet up.
<@|Lolwat> Jumping on top of the car, you use the roof as a springboard and propel yourself up.
<@|Lolwat> Catching the grate, you flip over a high wrought iron fence.
<@|Lolwat> The zombie tide slams into the fence.
<@|Lolwat> Arms are sticking through, and the moans are deafening.
<@|Lolwut> You dash through an open door.
<@|Lolwut> It is a multi-level strip mall, which store do you head to?
>Hunting Shop
<@|Lolwut> You find a hunting store.
<@|Lolwut> Sadly, you left the black bag in the car outside.
<@|Lolwut> Do you grab a melee or ranged? (Current Inventory: Sauer - 1 Mag)
>Melee
<@|Lolwut> You grab an 18" gator machete, and sheath it into your belt.
<@|Lolwut> You may choose a rifle, at a loss of speed and agility, Y/N?
>No
<@|Lolwut> You pass the rifles by and head for the survival gear.
<@|Lolwut> Pulling on some multi-cam pants, lacing up some combat boots, and throwing on multiple layers of wool flannel followed by a camo jacket. You head out. You also have a duffel bag that you acquired.
<@|Lolwut> The zombies have no idea you are here, and you have time for another store.
<@|Lolwut> Which do you choose?
>Food
<@|Lolwut> You go to the food court.
<@|Lolwut> You hop over the counter and raid the freezer of the Chick-Fil-A
<@|Lolwut> Grabbing multiple salads and chicken nugget boxes, you head back out.
<@|Lolwut> Making sure you snag a bag of doritos on the way.
<@|Lolwut> Feeling relaxed, you grab a cup for the fountain.
<@|Lolwut> You fill it to the brim with ice-tea, still not sip-stealing, as you were raised better.
<@|Lolwut> Turning around to grab a lid, you encounter a 453 pound mass of rotting flesh.
<@|Lolwut> Stains of all sorts cover his body.
<@|Lolwut> Pistol or melee?
>Melee
<@|Lolwut> You whip out the machete and take a blow at its neck.
<@|Lolwut> The fat sucks the machete in like a hooker and a dick.
<@|Lolwut> It gets stuck in the bone, as the zombie slams you into the counter.
<@|Lolwut> You fumble for your gun, but end up dropping it in the deep frier.
<@|Lolwut> You hop the counter again and manage to get the machete out of the zombie.
<@|Lolwut> Do you put your hand in the frier to get the gun or leave it?
>Grab the gun
<@|Lolwut> You grab it out, covering your hand in mushy chicken nugget juice.
<@|Lolwut> Do you attempt to fire it or run?
>Run
<@|Lolwut> You head out the back into the maintenence corridor.
<@|Lolwut> You make it out to another alley and double time it into the street.
<@|Lolwut> You trip over car wreckage and smash your face on the curb.
<@|Lolwut> Knocking a few teeth out, you stand up again.
<@|Lolwut> Adrenaline pumping, you run.
<@|Lolwut> So injured, you look like on of them. They pay you no attention, they just stare.
<@|Lolwut> Do you head for the hospital or army camp?
>Army Camp
<@|Lolwut> You head in the way of the closest army camp.
<@|Lolwut> On the way, there are multiple encounters.
----****Minigame! Dessert wins and chooses mode of transportation.****----
>Bicycle
<@|Lolwut> You find a bike and whistle "Handlebars" as you ride along.
<@|Lolwut> You make it to the camp.
<@|Lolwut> Guns are pointed at you before you even see the walls.
<@|Lolwut> They yell at you to halt when you are 100ft out.
<@|Lolwut> You stop and attempt diplomacy, the soldiers see you are clearly not a zombie.
<@|Lolwut> They hurry you inside and put you in a quarantine cell.
****TO BE CONTINUED****
